the things Mello wouldn't say

I shave every morning... and I'm talking about my legs.

Shit! I meant to call the fcking President and I called Near, speed dial! goddamnit! who set up my fcking phone numbers?!

um... uhh... hey Matt... what were we talking about?

I want to switch to white chocolate.

Hey Matt, have you ever had those dreams where you were a girl?

With these pants, every time I sit down I can't feel my toes.

You know, fck Kira, I just want to go dancing!

DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT LAST EPISODE ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES?! OMG!!

I should've been named... HAWT.

*back at the Wammy's House* Next time I find Near sitting in the middle of the hallway with that stupid puzzle, I am gonna hump his head!!  No... I mean... kick him in the head!

I wonder what my hair would look like if i did piggy tails...

the only way to get matt to react to anything is to delete one of his games.  BAALLLLISSSTIICCCC...

i can make a pretzel *perverted laughter*

why am i ALWAYS horny?! *glares at chocolate*