things you never hear L say?

god, i'm f-ing tired.

mogi-san, would you mind just rolling me to the other computer? i don't feel like getting up and i'm sick of Light's profile....

if misa sat like this she'd show off her panties better *stares at misa*

i feel like dancing.

i used to be fat, you know.

:: gummy bears...!! <sings entire theme song the Gummy Bears TV show>

pull my finger.

Takada-saaaannn :: come sit with me and Light-kun!

if i see another fcking strawberry on my plate, i'm gonna bang my head on this tabletop.

can we move the cameras to see under misa's skirt?

$10 Light's not wearing underwear today.

...i hate marshmallows.  i saw that scene in sherlock holmes. ::shudders::

*laughs hysterically*

has anyone seen my eyebrows? i can't find them...

i think matsuda and light should get it on. that's some real motivation, i tell you.

duuuhh... what was i saying?